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Ow

2019-02-02T15:59:21Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Former Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|office2 = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office3 = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Progressive Party|Progressive]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]
|spouse = [[Hasta]], (May 5 - May 27)

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Ow's Love Stories===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets.
On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.
===Ow's Clavicle Caboodle===
On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed
"Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled
"you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs
She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed
"QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks
"What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused
Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants
"Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off
Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues.
"Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers
Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage"
"Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear
"okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him
"Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed
Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise
Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone
Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli"
Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue
Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed
Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit"
Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm
Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself
Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually.
Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him.
Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone.
Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones.
Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him.
Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles.
Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."

Ow

2019-02-02T15:58:56Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Former Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|office2 = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office3 = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Progressive Party|Progressive]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]
|spouse = [[Apex]], (??? - July 14th), [[Hasta]], (May 5 - May 27)

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Ow's Love Stories===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets.
On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.
===Ow's Clavicle Caboodle===
On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed
"Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled
"you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs
She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed
"QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks
"What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused
Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants
"Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off
Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues.
"Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers
Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage"
"Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear
"okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him
"Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed
Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise
Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone
Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli"
Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue
Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed
Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit"
Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm
Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself
Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually.
Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him.
Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone.
Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones.
Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him.
Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles.
Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."

Ow

2019-02-02T15:58:42Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Former Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|term_end = July 14, 2018
|office2 = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office3 = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Progressive Party|Progressive]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]
|spouse = [[Apex]], (??? - July 14th), [[Hasta]], (May 5 - May 27)

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Ow's Love Stories===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets.
On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.
===Ow's Clavicle Caboodle===
On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed
"Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled
"you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs
She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed
"QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks
"What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused
Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants
"Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off
Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues.
"Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers
Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage"
"Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear
"okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him
"Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed
Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise
Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone
Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli"
Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue
Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed
Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit"
Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm
Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself
Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually.
Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him.
Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone.
Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones.
Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him.
Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles.
Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."

Ow

2019-02-02T15:58:27Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Former Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|term_end = July 14, 2018
|office2 = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office3 = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Progressive Party|Progressive]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist] [[Democratic Party|Democratic]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]
|spouse = [[Apex]], (??? - July 14th), [[Hasta]], (May 5 - May 27)

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Ow's Love Stories===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets.
On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.
===Ow's Clavicle Caboodle===
On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed
"Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled
"you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs
She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed
"QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks
"What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused
Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants
"Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off
Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues.
"Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers
Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage"
"Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear
"okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him
"Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed
Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise
Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone
Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli"
Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue
Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed
Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit"
Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm
Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself
Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually.
Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him.
Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone.
Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones.
Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him.
Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles.
Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."

Leia

2018-06-17T15:20:36Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Leia
|image = File:leia.jpg
|office1 = 3rd Speaker of the House of Representatives
|term_start1 = May 5, 2018
|predecessor1 = [[Butterlands]]
|office2 = Member of the House of Representatives from the Northern State
|term_start2 = March 29, 2018
|predecessor2 = [[Bakk]]
|office3 = Chair of the House Committee on Education, Infrastructure, and Labor
|term_start3 = April 13, 2018
|office4 = Deputy Chairperson of the Radical Labor Party
|term_start4 = April 16, 2018
|office5 = Congressional Whip of the Radical Labor Party
|term_start5 = April 22, 2018
|predecessor5 = ''Position Established''
|office6 = Sergeant at Arms of the House of Representatives
|term_start6 = May 1, 2018
|predecessor6 = ''Position Vacant''
|birth_date = March 21, 2018
|birth_place = RLP Server
|party = [[Radical Labor Party|Radical Labor]]
}}

'''Leia''' (Born November 22) is an Anarcho-Communist with way too much time on her hands; she is currently a Deputy Chair of the Radical Labor Party and Speaker of the House, among other things. She currently resides in the Pacific Northwest and is studying Political Science and Economic Modeling. She aspires to a career in academia or politics.

== Government Positions ==

Leia is the Speaker of the House, Chair of the EIL Committee, and House Representative from the Northern State.

== History in the Simulation ==

Leia joined the simulation after President Poke invited her to it, as they were both present in a failed MUN server at around the same time. She began to consider options to attain power almost immediately.

=== Ascension to the House and House Career===

Leia considered her options and saw a good opertunity to move up in [[Bakk]]'s resignation from his House seat. She ran against [[Yimir]] and won the seat. Congress was in the process of closing at the time, so she accomplished little of her political goals. However she still managed to carry this enthusiasm into the midterm elections, holding her seat and helping to ensure that the RLP would retain their control of the North. Once Congress re-opened, she penned a flurry of bills, starting with the near-unanimously passed National Labor Relations Re-Adjustment Act that struck several restrictive clauses regarding union activity from the Taft-Hartley Act. After frank discussions with Democratic leadership, she decided a bill regarding nationalization of key industries and their cooperativization would be an efficient use of time. This led her to draft a package of bills to create a new Department centralizing Economic Departments in the government, the Department of Economy, as well as nationalizing the Rail and Telecoms industries and putting them under the auspices of the DOT and the newly promoted Department of Communications, respectively.

=== The May Day Affair ===

Leia worked immediately and diligently to remove the traitorous Poke from office - She worked with [[Butterlands]] to introduce Articles of Impeachment, she advised then Vice President Bakk as to his options under the 25th amendment. Speaker Butterlands appointed her Sergeant at Arms and she promptly organized a strong defense of the Capitol. Once Bakk ascended to the Presidency, she was considered as a VP nomination but she declined so she could continue her career in the House. Once it came to light the Sparkle was trying to oust Bakk, Leia began to organize a series of deals on who would become Speaker of the House if Butterlands were forced to ascend to the Presidency. She came to be the primary candidate, and after Bakk's surprising resignation in a quick floor vote Leia was confirmed as the 3rd Speaker of the House of Representatives with a vote of 9-1-5.

=== Departure from the Sim===
kek bye

Leia

2018-06-17T15:19:53Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-06-11T19:44:25Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|office2 = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office3 = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]
|spouse = [[Apex]], (current), [[Hasta]], (May 5 - May 27)

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Ow's Love Stories===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets.
On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.
===Ow's Clavicle Caboodle===
On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed
"Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled
"you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs
She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed
"QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks
"What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused
Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants
"Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off
Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues.
"Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers
Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage"
"Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear
"okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him
"Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed
Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise
Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone
Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli"
Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue
Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed
Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit"
Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm
Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself
Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually.
Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him.
Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone.
Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones.
Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him.
Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles.
Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."

Butterlands

2018-05-27T22:57:28Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Butterlands
|image = ButterlandsPFPKucinich.png
|office = 2nd [[List of Presidents of the United States|President of the United States]]
|term_start = May 4, 2018
|term_end =
|predecessor = [[Poke]]
|office1 = Chairman of the [[Radical Labor Party]]
|term_start1 = May 6, 2018
|term_end1 =
|predecessor1 = [[Poke]]
|office2 = Deputy Leader of the [[Radical Labor Party]]
|term_start2 = April 16, 2018
|term_end2 = May 6, 2018
|office3 = 2nd Speaker of the House of Representatives
|term_start3 = March 24, 2018
|term_end3 = May 4, 2018
|predecessor3 = [[Bakk]]
|successor3 = [[leia]]
|office4 = Member of the House of Representatives from the Northern State
|term_start4 = April 13, 2018
|term_end4 = May 4, 2018
|office5 = Member of the House of Representatives from the Southern State
|term_start5 = Febraury 12, 2018
|term_end5 = April 13, 2018
|birth_date = January 29, 2018
|birth_place = RLP Server
|party = [[Communist Party|Communist]] Formerly: [[Radical Labor Party|Radical Labor]]
|children = 6(including [[Gestapo Brain]], [[Ow]], and [[ComHack447]])
}}
'''Butterlands''' is the current [[List of Presidents of the United States|President of the United States]] and believes in spooks. He was formerly the Speaker of the House and is the chairman of the [[Communist Party]].

== Before Politics ==

Butterlands joined the [[Radical Labor Party]] Discord on January 29, 2018. Over the next two weeks, he managed to get into half-a-dozen arguments in main and to vote in the first election. He made an unsuccessful run for deputy chairman of the Radical Labor Party during this time as well.

== Early Career ==

[[File:Max Stirner-k.jpg|right|thumbnail|200px|Butterlands' profile picture during his early career.]]

As a relative unknown, Butterlands was chosen by [[Zoë]] to take her seat in the House of Representatives. He spent the next month arguing passionately with [[Politophile]] over minor issues and introducing more bills than any other member of Congress. Sometime in mid-March, Butterlands and [[Tiebroken]] led the push to pass the budget over the protests of [[System]], a congressional clerk. Their effort was ultimately a failure, but the crisis surrounding it culminated in a re-evaluation of the role of congressional clerks. The budget passed a few days later.

=== Rise to the Speakership ===

[[File:ButterlandsPFPBookchin.png|right|thumbnail|200px|Butterlands' profile picture during his speakership and presidency through May 24, 2018.]]

After several weeks of downtime, the House of Representatives was confronted with a major issue. The incumbent Speaker of the House, [[Bakk]], was resigning and the parties fell into chaos trying to push their respective candidates for the speakership. The controversy that ensued eventually led to the end of the [[Jacobin Coalition]]. Butterlands was elected as speaker when the [[Libertarian Party|Libertarians]] agreed to back his candidacy in exchange for [[Blade Holdin]] being appointed as the vice president.

== Speakership ==

Butterlands' speakership began on March 24, 2018. The week between the beginning of his speakership and the dissolution of the first Congress was, arguably, the most active week in congressional history up to that point. The House and Senate passed five bills within a seven-day period all of which were signed into law.

=== April 2018 Midterm Elections ===

Butterlands moved to the [[Northern State]] for the [[United States House of Representatives elections, April 2018|April midterm elections]]. He was chosen as the first candidate on the RLP party list in the party's primary election. The RLP went on to win six seats and secure the largest portion of the popular vote out of any party.

=== The Second Congress ===

The second Congress took office on April 13, 2018. Butterlands was re-elected as Speaker of the House with the support of all parties excluding the Libertarians. Roughly a week and a half into the new term, Butterlands began to work on pushing an ambitious program of constitutional reforms. Butterlands served as a leader of the push to impeach [[Poke|President Poke]] during the [[May Day affair]] and the crisis that followed from it.

=== RLP Leadership Elections ===

On April 16, 2018, Butterlands was elected as a freshman deputy leader of the [[Radical Labor Party]]. On May 2, 2018, he announced his candidacy for the chairman of the RLP.

== Presidency ==

After [[Poke's succession crisis]] in the wake of the [[May Day affair]], Butterlands ended up in the position of president as a result of the resignation of [[Bakk]] and the impeachment of [[Poke]] on May 4, 2018. Butterlands was elected as chairman of the [[Radical Labor Party]] on May 6, 2018. Shortly after his election, the party renamed itself to the [[Communist Party]]. Butterlands's presidency has not been the cultural phenomenon that [[Bakk|Bakk's]] or [[Poke|Poke's]] were, but several members of the opposition have declared it to be the "best presidency so far". The primary maxim that he has attempted to follow has been that if no one is happy, then the government is doing its job.

=== Environmental Reforms ===

During his first week in office, Butterlands took an interest in reversing some of the decisions of the Trump administration in regards to climate policy. This included recommitting to the Paris Climate Accords and allowing the EPA to rollback the legalisation of certain pesticides. On top of this, Butterlands issued an executive order to require that the DEMP use renewable energy and introduced a bill to nearly double the gas tax.

=== Foreign Policy ===

Butterlands formally recognised the Armenian genocide and declared Israel's persecution of Palestinians to be an attempt at genocide. All foreign aid going from the State Department to Israel was cut off during his presidency.

== See Also ==

Ow

2018-05-27T22:55:31Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:53:45Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:53:16Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:46:38Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:45:31Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:40:44Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T22:40:16Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|office = Secretary of State
|term_start2 = May 9, 2018
|office = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start3 = May 15, 2018
|term_end3 = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.

Ow

2018-05-27T22:39:16Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|office = Secretary of State
|term_start = May 9, 2018
|office = Member of the Northern Congress
|term_start = May 15, 2018
|term_end = May 23, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.

Justice Party

2018-05-27T22:33:16Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox political party
| name = Justice Party
| logo =
| colorcode = blue
| founded = 2 April 2018
| merger = [[Monarchist Party|Monarchists]] Catholics
| chairperson = [[Gestapo Brain]] [[R U K U S]]
| leader1_title = Deputy Chairperson
| leader1_name = [[Catholic Brother]]
| ideology = Liberal conservatism Christian democracy
| membership = 14 (04/04/18)
| colors = {{Color box|blue}}{{Color box|green}}
}}

The '''Justice Party''', also known as the Traditionalist Party, was a center to center-right political party. It was founded as a merger between the [[Monarchist Party]] and the Catholic Independent Grouping.

== Party History ==

In March of 2018, [[System]] and [[Gestapo Brain]] attempted to start a new party based on Catholic teachings ahead of the April midterm elections. Eventually, the [[Monarchist Party]] agreed to merge into the fledgling and party and it was renamed the Traditionalist Party. Certain elements that System wanted to be present in the Catholic Party were subsequently dropped, such as a model papacy, right-wing tax reform, and so-called "economic nationalism". As the party approached the required number of members to be recognized, it moved further to the center and rebranded as the Justice Party to appeal to a broader base of people; it was at this time that System and some of his followers left the party over a dispute concerning the platform and the perceived alienation of the party's right wing. Not long after this controversy, the party met all of the requirements for recognition.

== Party Structure ==

As a result of the merger with the [[Monarchist Party]], the Justice Party had two co-chairs who are responsible for running the day-to-day activities of the party. Additionally, the party had a Deputy Chair who was responsible for outreach and advertisement.

== Collapse ==

Following the creation of the [[Popular Front Party]] and [[Poke's May Day Revolution]], two of the most important members of the party, [[Ow]] and [[Gestapo Brain]] left the party. This also led to many other people leaving the party, but just enough stayed as to where it was still considered a party. During its "Dead Phase," many newcomers joined the party, but left the sim altogether soon after. Many people would joke about the death of the party. On May 27th, 2018, the Justice party finally merged with the republicans, vowing to "destroy the left" in their crusade.

== See Also ==
*[[Monarchist Party]]
*[[Parties]]

== References ==
Justice Party Constitution: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1jKnKenGZpKaeyrCIbaG_VMLKDWXqkjDMpkJDpHkM8pU/edit?usp=sharing

Ow

2018-05-27T03:31:21Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.
===Departure From the Communist Party===
On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.

Ow

2018-05-27T03:18:23Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-27T03:18:04Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the Northern Assembly
|term_start = May 15, 2018
|term_end = May 23, 2018
|office = Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.

Ow

2018-05-27T03:17:24Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Ow
|image = Favorite-Face.jpg
|office = Member of the Northern Assembly
|term_start = May 15, 2018
|term_end = May 23, 2018
|current_office= Member of the House of Representatives
|term_start = May 26, 2018
|birth_date = March 23, 2018
|birth_place = AGS Main
|party = [[Democratic Party|Democratic]] Formerly: [[Communist Party|Communist]]
|parents = [[Butterlands]] [[Emma]]

}}
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade.

Hasta

2018-05-09T22:09:07Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Hasta Frank Skull
|image =
|office = Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from the [[Northern State]]
|term_start = April 13, 2018
|term_end =
|office2 = Deputy Chairperson of the [[Radical Labor Party]]
|term_start2 = when??
|term_end2 =
|office3 = like some cabinet position
|term_start3 = when??
|term_end3 = when??
|birth_date = January 22, 2018
|birth_place = RLP Server
|party = [[Radical Labor Party|Radical Labor]]
|spouse = {{marriage|[[Ow]]|May 9, 2018}}
}}

'''Hasta''' (True Spouse of Ow) is currently serving in the United States House of Representatives, and is also a Deputy Chairperson in the [[Radical Labor Party]].

== Early Life ==

Hasta

2018-05-09T22:08:18Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Hasta Frank Skull
|image =
|office = Member of the U.S. House of Representatives from the [[Northern State]]
|term_start = April 13, 2018
|term_end =
|office2 = Deputy Chairperson of the [[Radical Labor Party]]
|term_start2 = when??
|term_end2 =
|office3 = like some cabinet position
|term_start3 = when??
|term_end3 =
|birth_date = January 22, 2018
|birth_place = RLP Server
|party = [[Radical Labor Party|Radical Labor]]
|spouse = {{marriage|[[Ow]]|May 9, 2018}}
}}

'''Hasta''' is currently serving in the United States House of Representatives, and is also a Deputy Chairperson in the [[Radical Labor Party]].

== Early Life ==

Ow

2018-05-07T19:55:53Z

Chairman Ow:

[[File:Favorite-Face.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ow's PfP, showing how he looks for real, seriously, realistically, in real life.]]
===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta.

Ow

2018-05-07T19:55:24Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-07T19:54:40Z

Chairman Ow:

===Introduction===
Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta.
[[File:Favorite-Face.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ow's PfP, showing how he looks for real, seriously, realistically, in real life.]]

Ow

2018-05-07T19:53:46Z

Chairman Ow:

===Introduction===
Ow (Leris) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
===Hasta===
On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta.
[[File:Favorite-Face.jpg|200px|thumb|left|Ow's PfP, showing how he looks for real, seriously, realistically, in real life.]]

Ow

2018-05-05T15:14:59Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-05T15:13:21Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-05T15:12:24Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-05T15:12:08Z

Chairman Ow:

[[File:Favorite-Face.jpg]]===Introduction===
Ow (Leris) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.
===Career After the Justice Party===
After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.
[[File:Favorite-Face.jpg]]

File:Favorite-Face.jpg

2018-05-05T15:11:36Z

Chairman Ow: Ow's PfP, showcasing how he really looks, for real, completely seriously, in real life.

Ow's PfP, showcasing how he really looks, for real, completely seriously, in real life.

Ow

2018-05-05T15:10:22Z

Chairman Ow:

Ow

2018-05-05T15:09:12Z

Chairman Ow:

Yimir

2018-05-05T14:56:49Z

Chairman Ow:

{{Infobox officeholder
|name = Yimir Ariadóttir
|image = File:MarinaGinesta.jpg
|office = Attorney General of the United States
|term_start = March 30, 2018
|term_end =
|predecessor = ''Position Established''
|office2 = Deputy Chair of the [[Radical Labor Party]]
|term_start2 = February, 2018
|term_end2 =
|predecessor2 = ''Position Established''
|birth_date = February 5, 2018
|birth_place = RLP Discord Server
|party = [[Radical Labor Party|Radical Labor]]
}}

'''Yimir''' (born November 4) is an Anarcho-Egoist, Shitposter, and a deputy chair of the [[Radical Labor Party]] from England, UK. Yimir currently studies Computer Science, History and Government and Politics in education. Due to the nature of the simulation and the inherent incompatibility of Anarcho-Egoism to reformist politics, Yimir instead acts as a Leninist. Yimir has previously criticised alliances with other parties due to its opportunistic nature. Yimir also argues strongly for anti-imperialism and anti-fascism, and seeks to see the American Military withdraw support from the vast majority of conflicts around the world, supporting the other countries right to self-determinism. That being said she also supports military aid to a few select groups, mainly the Democratic Federation of Northern Syria (Rojava), and the Zapatista Army of National Liberation.

== Government Positions ==

Yimir is the Attorney General of the government and member of the cabinet as of 30th March 2018.

== History in the Simulation ==

Yimir joined the simulation on 5th February 2018, after being advised to by the USSA Chairman on the USSA Discord Server, where she was a high ranking member. For the first month and a half of participation, Yimir went by the pseudonym <nowiki> 'Ymiria'. </nowiki> Yimir joined the [[Radical Labor Party]] as part of the USSA faction and managed- with their votes- to get elected a deputy chair of the RLP. She then promptly dumped the USSA faction upon discovering the corruption of the faction. Due to problems irl Yimir then had to take a leave of absence from the simulation, but returned on 23rd March 2018. At this time Yimir had no roles in the government, so reverted to her roots of shitposting, mainly in the form of stirnerposting and declaring arbitrary things as spooks.
===Gaining Federal Position===
An election for a house seat came around due to [[Bakk]]'s temporary departure from the simulation, and an in-party election for his house seat was hosted, between [[Tranarcho-Syndicalism]] and Yimir. Tranarcho-Syndicalism won this house seat, however, there was a need for an Attorney General, due to [[System]] firing suits at the Government. Yimir took this cabinet position and responded to cases #18-01 and #18-02, concerning gun regulations and abortion laws respectively.

===May Day Affair===
On May 1 2018 Yimir acted in opposition to President Poke in the Cabinet, and has since fiercely opposed the ATLAS intervention in the affair.
===The Milk War===
After a string of shitposting with fellow user Chairman Ow, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as his, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.