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| {{Infobox officeholder
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| |name = Lyndon Alistair Garland
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| |office1 = [[Senate|Senator]] for the Northern State
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| |image = [[File:Garland.jpg|275px]]
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| |term_start1 = August 3, 2019
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| |predecessor1 = [[John Boehner]]
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| |office4 = Chairman of the Labor Party
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| |deputy4 = Thanos May
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| |term_start4 = September 3, 2019
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| |term_end4 = November 12, 2019
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| |predecessor4 = [[Matthew Hale]]
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| |successor4 = [[d.a.barchipelago]]
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| |office3 = Secretary of the Treasury
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| |president3 = [[Patty]]
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| |term_start3 =October 10, 2019
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| |term_end3 = October 20, 2019
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| |predecessor3 = [[Rincewind]]
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| |successor3 = [[Computerguy15]]
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| |office5 = Secretary of Defense
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| |president5 = [[Patty]]
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| |president5 = [[LOTR]]
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| |term_start5 = August 23, 2019
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| |term_end5 = October 20, 2019
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| |predecessor5 = [[LOTR]]
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| |successor5 = [[Rincewind]]
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| |office6 = United States Representative for NS-05
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| |term_start6 =July 12, 2019
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| |term_end6 = August 3, 2019
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| |office2 = Member of the [[Northern Congress]]
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| |term_start2 =October 12, 2019
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| |predecessor2 = [[Rufflez]]
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| |office = [[President pro Tempore of the United States Senate]]
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| |term_start = November 8, 2019
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| |predecessor = [[John Smith]]
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| |birth_date = July 3, 1978
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| |birth_place = Manhattan, New York
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| |party = [[Labor]]
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| |spouse = Estefânia Maria Chaves Fernandes
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| |children = 2
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| |education = Brandeis University ([[Accounting|BS]]) ([[Master of Business Adminisration|MS]])<br> University of Southern California ([[Fuckery|PhD]])
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| '''Lyndon Garland''' is an American businessman and Educator who serves as United States Senator representing the Northern State and served as Chairman of the Labor Party. Garland served as Secretary of Defense under President LOTR and Secretary of Treasury under President Patty. Garland has been in elected office since July of 2019, and self identifies as a "Left Libertarian"
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| ==Early life and Education==
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| Born in
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| ==Teaching Career==
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| Garland was a lecturer from 2016 until 2019 at [[New York University]].
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| ==Business Career==
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| After graduating from university, Garland became an auditor for Ernst & Young in Los Angeles, Jefferson. During his time as an Auditor, Garland worked in a community outreach program to accounting students sponsored by Ernst & Young, preparing them for the CPA exam. Garland was promoted to the general director of the Assurance department at Ernst & Young
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| Garland was subsequently hired by Merrill Lynch, working in the investment management department, as a portfolio manager until 2014.
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| In 2014, Garland was hired by Stern School of Business, at New York University as an advisor to their Accounting department
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| It is estimated that Garland earned between $3,000,000 to $6,000,000 from his tenure at Ernst & Young and J.P. Morgan, and an estimated $15,000,000 from additional assets.
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| ==Political Career==
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| Garland entered politics in the July 2019 Federal Election, running under the Labor Party for the House of Representative seat NS-05 against Northern Congressman Generalis. Garland defeated Generalis by
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| Upon the resignation of John Boehner from the Senate, Governor Matthew Hale appointed Garland to fill the vacant seat. On August 3, 2019 Garland was sworn in as Senator for the Northern State, serving with MichiganLefty. Upon taking office, Garland introduced...
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| On ... Garland defeated HoustonBurnside in his Senatorial election
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| ==Personal Life==
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| Garland is married to Estefânia "Stephanie" Chaves Fernandes, a private practice physician in Orange County, New York. The couple were introduced by a mutual friend during a business trip to São Paulo, Stephanie is Brazilian-American. Stephanie has been considered to be a vital part of the numerous political campaigns, including Lyndon's 2019 Presidential Bid. The couple has two children, Maria and Christopher, twins born in 2010.
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