Ow

{{Infobox officeholder |name = Ow |image = Favorite-Face.jpg |office = Former Member of the House of Representatives |term_start = May 26, 2018 |term_end = July 14, 2018 |office2 = Secretary of State |term_start2 = May 9, 2018 |office3 = Member of the Northern Congress |term_start3 = May 15, 2018 |term_end3 = May 23, 2018 |birth_date = March 23, 2018 |birth_place = AGS Main |party = Progressive
Formerly:
[[Communist Party|Communist] |parents = Butterlands
Emma |spouse = Apex, (??? - July 14th), Hasta, (May 5 - May 27)

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Introduction

Ow (Leris/Chairman Ow/General Ow/The AGS Jerry Springer) Joined the sim on March 23rd 2018 as an independent, and worked alongside Rukus, System and Gestapo Brain to create the Justice party. He stayed there for a while until the Justice Party Chairman Elections, in which he ran as the main opponent against Sir Robert the Norman. After Catholic Brother's resignation from the sim and a tie between Ow and Robert, Gestapo decided that Ow would become deputy chairman, filling Catholic Brother's now vacant role, and Robert would become the second chairman of the party.

Career After the Justice Party

After Poke's May Day scandal and the beginning of the collapse of the Justice Party, Ow resigned to join the RLP, where he soon befriended President Bakk. Bakk made Ow a general in the western state, and invited Ow to the executive office. After the wave of people leaving the RLP and Bakk declaring elections, Ow decided to run for Northern Legislature.

The Milk War

After a string of shitposting with fellow user Yimir, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers, and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.

Ow's Love Stories

On April 29th 2018, Ow sent Hasta/Skull, a fellow RLP member a very sexy and provocative image of a man spilling a glass of milk, with the caption, "You don't know just how bad it really is." That night, Hasta/Skull received many other odd and strange messages from other members of the sim. The next day, Ow declared his undying love for Hasta, and spent the next week trying to win over his love, sometimes doing tasks for him to win him over. On May 6th 2018, the two were officially married by Sec. of Defense Nomad and Representative Emma against Hasta's will. However, even after this, fellow members of the sim declared their loves for Ow, such as Cody and Yimir, but Ow had to sadly decline their confessions, due to his undying love for Hasta. Hasta fled from Ow and now currently resides with Blade. After eventually getting over Hasta, Ow accepted Cody's confession of love, even though Cody was married to Rachel. Cody and Ow had an affair, and one day, the secret was out after Ow had an argument with Rachel about how Ow was being kicked out of the house. Cody renounced his love for Ow, and Ow was kicked out of the Cody household to live on the streets. On May 26, in the main server, Ow made a comment about ATLAS doing nothing wrong unironically, which made user Apex declare his love for Ow. The next day, they got married, and they are currently living together happily. So concludes the tales of Ow and his many loves.

Departure From the Communist Party

On May 23rd, 2018, Ow made a comment in the main server explaining his disagreement and grievance with the destruction and communization of the Northern State. This lead to frequent debate with Poke, Leia, and Blade about the greatness or disfunctionality of full communism on a state-wide basis and with too quick of a change. Ow believed it was unrealistic to have extreme changes so quickly, and after denying certain bills and getting the entire server riled up over a calendar, Ow resigned as a state legislator and left the party. He also moved to the south. He then joined the Democratic party, and soon after was appointed as a representative to fill an open seat in the house of representatives.

Ow's Clavicle Caboodle

On June 8th, Ow and Nomad were jailed for mod/clerk harassment. Nomad came up with an idea. Below is the full script of what happened that night.

""Quite you" He said staring Ow down from the top of the bed "Owo, what are you doing Nomad?" She giggled "you've been a bad girl, now you're getting punished" He says getting a pair of hand cuffs She giggles again. "I sure have, haven't I?" She softly says while pulling a carton of eggs out from under the bed "QUIET YOU" Nomad shouts as he takes off his belt, whipping Politophile's firm ass cheeks "What the fuck Nomad I thought you said we were gonna watch Gordon Ramsay's tapes from when he was in Iraq and now you start beating the shit out of me, this is why you and my husband got divorced, why the fuck does everything need to be so weird with you?" She says, sexually and aroused Ow picks up an egg and cracks it on Nomad's pants "Looks like I have to take them off now" He says slowly sliding his pants down his legs. "Shirts go to" He says ripping his shirt off Ow starts rapidly throwing eggs endlessly at Nomad, and the siege of his fleshy body continues. "Looks like I'm the one covered in the liquid this time" He says swiping a finger across his body before sucking the juices of his fingers Ow starts to lick the egg off of Nomad, and sexually says "why the fuck do you taste like cabbage" "Why don't you find out" He whispers huskily in her ear "okay great nephew" Ow says as she licks all around his earlobe with her tiny loli tongue. "is it because of your crippling addiction to round green leafy vegetables" she says, clearly wanting him "Lets find out shall we" He says picking her up and placing her on the bed Ow licks her lips, and giggles as she is tossed onto the bed, making a pomf noise Nomad begins to slowly crawl over Ow's body, stopping at her neck and hungrily sucking on her collar bone Ow is incredibly aroused by Nomad, and in return begins to lick his body, then starts whispering "ravioli ravioli im the one and only loli" Nomad begins to lick Ow from her neck to her ear before savagely eating her ear out with his wet tongue Nomad attempts to eat out Ow, however he shortly realizes that Ow's lower area is completely safeguarded by walls of eggs "are you seriously trying to eat me out without eating my eggwall first" Ow responds, annoyed Nomad decides to please master Politophile and moves back to Ow's collar bones, licking and sucking the right one while playing with the left one "For you daddy Polit" Ow is extremely aroused, and starts to shiver. "oooh, more!" Her face becomes increasingly relaxed, and she enters a state of complete bliss. She is engulfed by amazing feelings and intense clavicle-licking, and is on the brink of a clavicle based orgasm Nomad moves to the left one, sucking on it while viciously playing with the right one feeling his own clavicle about to blow all over himself Ow starts to moan loudly, and feels her clavicle swelling up. Ow orgasms because of the overwhelming clavicle licking, and releases all of her muscles. She feels amazing, however it is not over, for Nomad continues to lick. "Wait Nomad. You made me feel so good. Now let me do it to you." Ow looks Nomad in the eyes with a gracious and devilish look, then begins to lick his clavicle smoothly and sensually. Nomad feels Ow licking him and flips over to where she is on top. Her licking only makes him closer to his own Clavicle orgasm. he grips both sides of her head, forcing her farther down on his clavicles. He can't help but to start grunting as his toes curl up at what he feels is building up inside of him. Ow's body jerks forwards after her head is pulled further downwards, and she likes it. She starts to suck on his clavicle and lick it harder, until she can feel the pressure building up inside of it. She stops for a moment, teasing him, and then resumes sucking on his throbbing collarbone. Nomad starts to rub his hands up and down Ow's collar bones, wanting to make her finish a second time before she can make him finish once. The dominatrix side in him coming out, he sets up and puts Ow on his lap facing him and begins to viciously suck and rub her collar bones. Ow moans loudly, but snaps out of her pleasure trance and continues sucking on his clavicle hard. She knows what he's doing, and she wants nothing more than to make him finish first. She maliciously grins at him, and then licks just the very tip of his collarbone. After, she continues to suck all over it. She can feel all of the pressure heavily building up, however, she is also starting to orgasm again from him. Nomad lets it happen, he's already won. He can feel himself falling over the edge at the expertise of Ow's tongue. Being stronger than expected, Nomad's orgasm gushes out of his clavicles like an explosion sending the on lookers back. He slowly wraps his hands around Ow as he lays down on the bed with her, feeling her snuggle into his neck, lightly pecking his clavicles still. He slowly reaches his hands down and lightly rubs her clavicles. Ow, feeling the light pleasure from his clavicle-rubbing, slowly starts to drift off to sleep. She's had an exhausting day, but these events have made this her best night she will likely ever have."