Randy Rhombus
| Randy Rhombus | |
|---|---|
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| U.S Representative | |
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Assumed office March 9, 2020 | |
| Assemblyman in Dixie | |
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In office April 7, 2020 – Current | |
| Personal Details | |
| Born |
Month Day, Year Waffle House, Tit, Mississippi |
| Political party |
Federalist Party Conservative Party (Until March 2020) |
| Education | Rat University (BS) |
Early Life
Randy was born on Month,Day,Year, in a closed down Waffle House in Tit, Mississippi. It is unknown how he was summoned to existence, but he was. The rat attended school in Tit, where he began studying Aerodynamics and Marine Biology. His parents ditched as rats do when he was a ratlet. He learned to scavenge in the streets of Tit. A sudden flash of his life convinced him to rethink his life and get educated in politics.
Adult Years
After Randy’s epiphany, he decided to go to a college. The one he chose was Y’ale university just outside of Tit. He studied marine biology and forged his degree, even though he was perfectly capable of earning it. The rat developed a special interest in the Aerodynamics of the rat. They can’t. They can’t fly. After he became mature enough he spent his spare time at a research lab in Tit. He became interested in politics after smashing his rat head against an iceberg.
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