Lyndon Garland

{{Infobox officeholder |name = Lyndon Alistair Garland |image = File:Https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/94/2016 March 16 Merrick Garland profile by The White House.jpg |office = Senator from the Northern State 70.30% |term_start = August 3, 2019 |term_end = |predecessor = John Boehner |successor = |office1 = Chairman of the Labor Party |term_start1 = September 3, 2019 |term_end1 = November 12, 2019 |predecessor1 = Matthew Hale |successor1 = ? |office2 = Secretary of the Treasury |president2 = Patty |term_start2 =October 10, 2019 |term_end2 = October 20, 2019 |predecessor2 = Rincewind |successor2 = ? |office3 = Secretary of Defense |president3 = Patty |president3 = LOTR |term_start3 = August 23, 2019 |term_end3 = October 20, 2019 |predecessor3 = ? |successor3 = Rincewind |office4 = United States Representative for NS-05 63.83% |term_start4 =July 12, 2019 |term_end4 = August 3, 2019 Lamport is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed Butterlands as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action.