Trash

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Trash, also referred to by iElectioners as Trashford or Yashin, is a total chad. Trash joined in early October, 2018, invited by Cool Dad and MichiganLefty. He is politically on the left in real life, supporting Warren for the 2020 election. His notable moments in RP have been serving as a Congressman multiple times, being in the LNC and PNEC, running the Trashcan, and destroying the Labor Party by joining the Federalists after a long spell in “rehab.” Trash has since split off and formed the chad god tier People’s Socialist Liberation Party. Trash will most likely be added into the hall of fame the next time they do it. Trash’s real name is Ivan, and he enjoys destroying Ethan in WW2 related debates. Trash is a master of liberal annihilation. He is in the top 5% of members in terms of star count, and will probably be in the top 3% by the time you’re reading this. Trash has an IQ of 195 and an 11 inch long penis. Fun fact: Trash is a 96 year old, really swole man in RP (that’s actually canon). Trash beat Hide in a boxing match in RP as well. More fun facts: Trash supports Manchester United and plays soccer pretty seriously, and is rated 1550 at chess. Trash lives in NY. Type “!trash” in any AGS channel for a cool surprise. Trash is also too lazy to finish this and he knows that people are probably not going to read it anyway, so he’ll end it at that.