Randy Rhombus
| Randy Rhombus | |
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| U.S Representative and SPT | |
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Assumed office March 9, 2020- April 30, 2020 | |
| Assemblyman | |
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In office April 7, 2020 – Current | |
| Personal Details | |
| Born |
Month Day, Year Waffle House, Tit, Mississippi |
| Political party |
Federalist Party(Until April 2020) Conservative Party (Until March 2020) Libertarian Party |
| Education | Y’ale University (BS) |
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Early Life
Randy was born on Month,Day,Year, in a closed down Waffle House in Tit, Mississippi. It is unknown how he was summoned to existence, but he was. The rat attended school in Tit, where he began studying Aerodynamics and Marine Biology. His parents ditched as rats do when he was a ratlet. He learned to scavenge in the streets of Tit. A sudden flash of his life convinced him to rethink his life and get educated in politics.
Adult Years
After Randy’s epiphany, he decided to go to a college. The one he chose was Y’ale university just outside of Tit. He studied marine biology and forged his degree, even though he was perfectly capable of earning it. The rat developed a special interest in the Aerodynamics of the rat. They can’t. They can’t fly. After he became mature enough he spent his spare time at a research lab in Tit. He became interested in politics after smashing his rat head against an iceberg. His brain was altered, and this is when he became a politician.
Politics
After the iceberg, Randy joined the Conservative party, where he ran for house in the DX-4 district. His opponents, the incumbent Häst Älg of the Federalist Party and Doug Murray of the Liberal Party were ultimately defeated, and Rhombus entered congress. He was a part of the major “Conservasurge” that occurred that election, where the conservatives won a near majority. This was especially shocking as Rhombus entered politics two weeks prior to that. He proposed legislation quite actively towards the beginning, including the failed Justice Term Limit Amendment. Shortly after he was elected, he joined the Federalist Party due to a merge between the conservatives and Federalists. In April, he ran for Dixie Assembly in DX5 against the well-known socialist Teras h. Many expected him to lose, however he won by a small margin. Federalists won 6/7 seats in that election. He was elected Speaker of the Assembly following a successful motion to vacate the speakership, he won against lohengramm by 3 votes. Lohengramm was chosen as Speaker Pro Tempore. On April 30th, the speakership of Dixie was vacated and he was replaced by Omar Sandoval. He announced his candidacy for re-election in DX-4 very early. He dropped out shortly in to the race as he had absolutely no chance of winning. Lohengramm ended up winning. Not long after, randy was expelled from the former Federalist Party after leaking a chat showing Justice Jed Bartlett, Lohengramm, Caprese, Poliman and others badmouthing John Darby while they were supporting him for speaker. Randy was an independent for a bit afterwards. He decided to join the Classical Liberals, however he left very shortly after joining. He is now a member of the libertarian party.
In Pop Culture
Randy was the host of The Rhombus, a short lived tv show and news source. He also hosted “The Bad Show”, a purposefully bad show that was unfortunately cancelled. He writes for The Shallot as well.
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