Randy Rhombus

Randy Rhombus
U.S Representative and SPT (Former)
In office March 9, 2020 – April 30, 2020
Assemblyman (Former)
In office April 7, 2020 – May 12, 2020
Personal Details
Born	Month Day, Year Waffle House, Tit, Mississippi
Political party	Federalist Party(Until April 2020) Conservative Party (Until March 2020) Libertarian Party
Education	Y’ale University (BS)

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Early Life

Randy was born on Month,Day,Year, in a closed down Waffle House in Tit, Mississippi. It is unknown how he was summoned to existence, but he was. The rat attended school in Tit, where he began studying Aerodynamics and Marine Biology. His parents ditched as rats do when he was a ratlet. He learned to scavenge in the streets of Tit. A sudden flash of his life convinced him to rethink his life and get educated in politics.

Adult Years

After Randy’s epiphany, he decided to go to a college. The one he chose was Y’ale university just outside of Tit. He studied marine biology and forged his degree, even though he was perfectly capable of earning it. The rat developed a special interest in the Aerodynamics of the rat. They can’t. They can’t fly. After he became mature enough he spent his spare time at a research lab in Tit. He became interested in politics after smashing his rat head against an iceberg. His brain was altered, and this is when he became a politician.

Politics

After the iceberg, Randy joined the Conservative party, where he ran for house in the DX-4 district. His opponents, the incumbent Häst Älg of the Federalist Party and Doug Murray of the Liberal Party were ultimately defeated, and Rhombus entered congress. He was a part of the major “Conservasurge” that occurred that election, where the conservatives won a near majority. This was especially shocking as Rhombus entered politics two weeks prior to that. He proposed legislation quite actively towards the beginning, including the failed Justice Term Limit Amendment. Shortly after he was elected, he joined the Federalist Party due to a merge between the conservatives and Federalists. In April, he ran for Dixie Assembly in DX5 against the well-known socialist Teras h. Many expected him to lose, however he won by a small margin. Federalists won 6/7 seats in that election. He was elected Speaker of the Assembly following a successful motion to vacate the speakership, he won against lohengramm by 3 votes. Lohengramm was chosen as Speaker Pro Tempore. On April 30th, the speakership of Dixie was vacated and he was replaced by Omar Sandoval. He announced his candidacy for re-election in DX-4 very early. He dropped out shortly in to the race as he had absolutely no chance of winning. Lohengramm ended up winning. Not long after, randy was expelled from the former Federalist Party after leaking a chat showing Justice Jed Bartlett, Lohengramm, Caprese, Poliman and others badmouthing John Darby while they were supporting him for speaker. Randy was an independent for a bit afterwards. He decided to join the Classical Liberals, however he left very shortly after joining. He is now a member of the libertarian party.

In Pop Culture

Randy was the host of The Rhombus, a short lived tv show and news source. He also hosted “The Bad Show”, a purposefully bad show that was unfortunately cancelled. He writes for The Shallot as well.

LOTRGate Two

Randy played a key part in the incident nicknamed “LOTRGate2”. After his career was thought to have been brought to an end, he released a chat dating back to March 2020. This chat, named the “Campaign Club”, consisted of former conservatives Randy, Caprese, LOTR, John Smith, System Jones, Poliman, and two unknown people named “ddude41” and “snakl pp 2”. This chat was created during Randy’s first ever political race, when he ran for DX-4 house successfully. The chat quickly transformed in to a center of top secret plans made by LOTR and several other members of the chat to take over the former Federalist Party. This was revealed after a podcast with the Veritas Post with system Jones talking about it. Randy went full disclosure and released it to anyone who wished to see it. He was praised by many people for his transparency. This led to LOTR being expelled and being removed as chairman of the Federalist Party. Many have accused Randy to only be doing it to “save face”, however he has denied this numerous times.

RAT LORE

This lore is in addition to the Book of Rat. Message the rat at any time for a copy. Rat Randy’s favorite food is gruel. The rat has retractable limbs. It is unknown how many he actually has. Most of them are stuffed away. Reddit fears the rat. In some circles, the rat is referred to as "the putrid one". Rat Randy has an odd number of whiskers. Rat Randy is allowed to lick anything he wants. Despite his begging and pleading, Darby has not had his family released from the rat and may never. Due to trouble he got in as a ratlet, Randy is forbidden entry to the state of Maine. Rat is not in any way connected with king Tomislav of medieval Croatia. The rat was banned from airplanes ever since he created the Bermuda triangle with the sheer intent of taking delta out of business. Even though the rat was technically qualified enough to get one, he forged his degree in marine biology anyways for an unknown motive. Rat Randy wants to build the world’s largest Chili’s in the remains of China when it is gone. Rat taught several million african grey parrots ray william johnson's "doin ya mom" and released them into the african savannah. Pizza hut lives in constant terror knowning that if Rat has the idea, he could easily out-pizza them ruining their lives and carrer allowing for papa john to rise to power again.