Yimir

Yimir Ariadóttir
Attorney General of the United States
Incumbent
Assumed office March 30, 2018
Preceded by	Position Established
Deputy Chair of the Radical Labor Party
Incumbent
Assumed office February, 2018
Preceded by	Position Established
Personal Details
Born	February 5, 2018 RLP Discord Server
Political party	Radical Labor
Spouse(s)	Emma Ariadóttir (m. 2018)
Children	Ow Kaiser

Yimir (born November 4) is an Anarcho-Egoist, Shitposter, and a deputy chair of the Radical Labor Party from England, UK. Yimir currently studies Computer Science, History and Government and Politics in education. Due to the nature of the simulation and the inherent incompatibility of Anarcho-Egoism to reformist politics, Yimir instead acts as a Leninist. Yimir has previously criticised alliances with other parties due to its opportunistic nature. Yimir also argues strongly for anti-imperialism and anti-fascism and seeks to see the American Military withdraw support from the vast majority of conflicts around the world, supporting the other countries right to self-determinism. That being said she also supports military aid to a few select groups, mainly the Democratic Federation of Northern Syria (Rojava), and the Zapatista Army of National Liberation.

Yimir was the final Chair of the Communist Party, and she also dissolved the party.

Government Positions

Yimir is the Attorney General of the government and member of the cabinet as of 30th March 2018.

History in the Simulation

Yimir joined the simulation on 5th February 2018, after being advised to by the USSA Chairman on the USSA Discord Server, where she was a high ranking member. For the first month and a half of participation, Yimir went by the pseudonym 'Ymiria'. Yimir joined the Radical Labor Party as part of the USSA faction and managed- with their votes- to get elected a deputy chair of the RLP. She then promptly dumped the USSA faction upon discovering the corruption of the faction. Due to problems irl Yimir then had to take a leave of absence from the simulation, but returned on 23rd March 2018. At this time Yimir had no roles in the government, so reverted to her roots of shitposting, mainly in the form of stirnerposting and declaring arbitrary things as spooks.

Gaining Federal Position

An election for a house seat came around due to Bakk's temporary departure from the simulation, and an in-party election for his House seat was hosted, between Leia and Yimir. Leia won this house seat, however, there was a need for an Attorney General, due to System firing suits at the Government. Yimir took this cabinet position and responded to cases #18-01 and #18-02, concerning gun regulations and abortion laws respectively.

May Day Affair

On May 1, 2018, Yimir acted in opposition to President Poke in the Cabinet and has since fiercely opposed the ATLAS intervention in the affair.

The Milk War

After a string of shitposting with fellow user Chairman Ow, Yimir declared one of Ow's memes as hers and started a milk shop to continue the distribution and sales of milk. In retaliation, Ow created his own milk shop in retaliation. Yimir's milk shop only sold regular milk, while Ow's sold all milk except soy, causing his shop to have much greater sales than Yimir. On May 3rd, Ow declared himself the victor of the war, putting Yimir's milk shop out of business.

Personal Life

Yimir is happily married to Emma. They enjoy taking long walks on the beach, holding hands, and deep conversation.