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|office = 4th [[List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States|President]] of the United States | |office = 4th [[Supreme Court|Chief Justice]] of the United States | ||
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|office1 = 4th [[List_of_Presidents_of_the_United_States|President]] of the United States | |||
|term_start1 = March 3, 2019 | |||
|term_end1 = July 12, 2019 | |||
|predecessor1 = [[Politophile]] | |||
|successor1 = [[LOTR]] | |||
|office2 = 2nd Secretary of the Treasury | |office2 = 2nd Secretary of the Treasury | ||
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|term_end6 = October 31, 2018}} '''Lamport''' is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed [[Butterlands]] as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action. | |term_end6 = October 31, 2018}} '''Lamport''' is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed [[Butterlands]] as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action. | ||
He was nominated to run against Senator [[NotAName]] in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture, repealed the tip tax, recognized territorial self-determination, closed Guantanamo Bay and passed constitutional amendments to guarantee the right to habeas corpus without the possibility of suspension and abolish the last vestige of slavery in the United States. Lamport challenged Governor [[IndyPrez]]'s socialist New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act, something he called the Theft Act, and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator [[Birdman|Apex]] was shot in December, he was elected Acting President ''pro tempore'' of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term where he helped write and pass the second balanced federal budget in a row. | He was nominated to run against Senator [[NotAName]] in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture, repealed the tip tax, recognized territorial self-determination, closed Guantanamo Bay and passed constitutional amendments to guarantee the right to habeas corpus without the possibility of suspension and abolish the last vestige of slavery in the United States. Lamport challenged Governor [[IndyPrez]]'s socialist New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act, something he called the Theft Act, and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator [[Birdman|Apex]] was shot in December, he was elected Acting President ''pro tempore'' of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and unanimously confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term where he helped write and pass the second balanced federal budget in a row. | ||
During his time in the House and Senate, Lamport stopped more than $3.2 trillion in new tax and spending. | During his time in the House and Senate, Lamport stopped more than $3.2 trillion in new tax and spending. | ||
After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed [[Politophile]] as President and won, running against Senator [[NotAName]], Senator [[MichiganLefty]] and Representative [[Sparkle]] in the general election. He won 44.08% of the popular vote and 72.7% of the electoral college: he was inaugurated on March 3, 2019 with [[Patty]] as Vice President. Most notably, his Administration abolished the income, estate and gift tax, cut the corporate tax by more than 25%, began to pay down the debt, repealed the Patriot Act, privatized the rail and telecommunications sector, prioritized green procurement, closed the Department of Homeland Security, established trade reciprocity, reinstated federal parole, protected national parks against exploitation, reduced the number of nuclear weapons in the world by 60%, lowered spending by $300 billion a year, brought the troops home - finally ending the war in Afghanistan and Iraq - and quite literally freed the apes, monkeys, elephants, whales, dolphins, octopuses and squids. He was the first elected President in 40 years, since Jimmy Carter, not subject to any attempt to impeach. And thanks to fortuitous (or perhaps unfortuitous) timing, he nominated two members of the Supreme Court during his term, | After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed [[Politophile]] as President and won, running against Senator [[NotAName]], Senator [[MichiganLefty]] and Representative [[Sparkle]] in the general election. He won 44.08% of the popular vote and 72.7% of the electoral college: he was inaugurated on March 3, 2019 with [[Patty]] as Vice President. Most notably, his Administration abolished the income, estate and gift tax, cut the corporate tax by more than 25%, began to pay down the debt, repealed the Patriot Act, privatized the rail and telecommunications sector, prioritized green procurement, closed the Department of Homeland Security, established trade reciprocity, reinstated federal parole, protected national parks against exploitation, reduced the number of nuclear weapons in the world by 60%, lowered spending by $300 billion a year, brought the troops home - finally ending the war in Afghanistan and Iraq - and quite literally freed the apes, monkeys, elephants, whales, dolphins, octopuses and squids. He was the first elected President in 40 years, since Jimmy Carter, not subject to any attempt to impeach. And thanks to fortuitous (or perhaps unfortuitous) timing, he nominated two members of the Supreme Court during his term, Politophile and [[DisguisedJet719]], formerly Secretary of State. | ||
Committed to seek and serve only a single term, having accomplished a great deal more than the last three Administrations put together, Lamport was succeeded as President by Senator [[LOTR]] on July 12, 2019. | Committed to seek and serve only a single term, having accomplished a great deal more than the last three Administrations put together, Lamport was succeeded as President by Senator [[LOTR]] on July 12, 2019. Following his retirement, after nearly 12 months in elected office, he was nominated to the Supreme Court and confirmed as Chief Justice, becoming the first politician to lead the legislative, executive ''and'' judicial branch. | ||
Revision as of 18:41, 18 July 2019
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| 4th Chief Justice of the United States | |
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Assumed office July 18, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | DisguisedJet719 |
| 4th President of the United States | |
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In office March 3, 2019 – July 12, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Politophile |
| Succeeded by | LOTR |
| 2nd Secretary of the Treasury | |
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In office November 26, 2018 – March 3, 2019 | |
| President | Politophile |
| Preceded by | ComHack447 |
| Succeeded by | Jeb! |
| Senator from the North | |
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In office October 31, 2018 – March 3, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | NotAName |
| Succeeded by | Justin (DF) |
| 6th Chairman of the Republican Party | |
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In office September 11, 2018 – January 6, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Ronald Reagan II |
| Succeeded by | LOTR |
| 5th Speaker of the House | |
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In office August 31, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
| Preceded by | Butterlands |
| Succeeded by | Peanut |
| Representative from the North | |
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In office July 28, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
Lamport is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed Butterlands as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action.
He was nominated to run against Senator NotAName in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture, repealed the tip tax, recognized territorial self-determination, closed Guantanamo Bay and passed constitutional amendments to guarantee the right to habeas corpus without the possibility of suspension and abolish the last vestige of slavery in the United States. Lamport challenged Governor IndyPrez's socialist New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act, something he called the Theft Act, and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator Apex was shot in December, he was elected Acting President pro tempore of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and unanimously confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term where he helped write and pass the second balanced federal budget in a row.
During his time in the House and Senate, Lamport stopped more than $3.2 trillion in new tax and spending.
After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed Politophile as President and won, running against Senator NotAName, Senator MichiganLefty and Representative Sparkle in the general election. He won 44.08% of the popular vote and 72.7% of the electoral college: he was inaugurated on March 3, 2019 with Patty as Vice President. Most notably, his Administration abolished the income, estate and gift tax, cut the corporate tax by more than 25%, began to pay down the debt, repealed the Patriot Act, privatized the rail and telecommunications sector, prioritized green procurement, closed the Department of Homeland Security, established trade reciprocity, reinstated federal parole, protected national parks against exploitation, reduced the number of nuclear weapons in the world by 60%, lowered spending by $300 billion a year, brought the troops home - finally ending the war in Afghanistan and Iraq - and quite literally freed the apes, monkeys, elephants, whales, dolphins, octopuses and squids. He was the first elected President in 40 years, since Jimmy Carter, not subject to any attempt to impeach. And thanks to fortuitous (or perhaps unfortuitous) timing, he nominated two members of the Supreme Court during his term, Politophile and DisguisedJet719, formerly Secretary of State.
Committed to seek and serve only a single term, having accomplished a great deal more than the last three Administrations put together, Lamport was succeeded as President by Senator LOTR on July 12, 2019. Following his retirement, after nearly 12 months in elected office, he was nominated to the Supreme Court and confirmed as Chief Justice, becoming the first politician to lead the legislative, executive and judicial branch.