Lamport

Lamport
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4th President of the United States
Incumbent
Assumed office March 3, 2019
Vice President	Patty
Preceded by	Politophile
2nd Secretary of the Treasury
In office November 26, 2018 – March 3, 2019
President	Politophile
Preceded by	ComHack447
Senator from the North
In office October 31, 2018 – March 3, 2019
Preceded by	NotAName
Succeeded by	Justin (DF)
6th Chairman of the Republican Party
In office September 11, 2018 – January 6, 2019
Preceded by	Ronald Reagan II
Succeeded by	LOTR
5th Speaker of the House
In office August 31, 2018 – October 31, 2018
Preceded by	Butterlands
Succeeded by	Peanut
Representative from the North
In office July 28, 2018 – October 31, 2018

Lamport is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed Butterlands as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action.

He was nominated to run against Senator NotAName in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture, repealed the tip tax, made daylight saving time permanent, recognized territorial self-determination and closed Guantanamo Bay. Lamport challenged Governor IndyPrez’s socialist “New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act,” something he called the “property theft bill,” and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator Apex was shot in December, he was elected Acting President pro tempore of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term where he helped write and pass the second balanced federal budget in a row.

During his time in the House and Senate, Lamport stopped more than $3.2 trillion in new tax and spending.

After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed Politophile as President and won.