Lamport
| Lamport | |
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| 2nd Secretary of the Treasury | |
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Assumed office November 26, 2018 | |
| President | Poke |
| Preceded by | ComHack447 |
| Senator from the North | |
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Assumed office October 31, 2018 | |
| Preceded by | NotAName |
| 6th Chairman of the Republican Party | |
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In office September 11, 2018 – January 6, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Ronald Reagan II |
| Succeeded by | LOTR |
| 5th Speaker of the House | |
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In office August 31, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
| Preceded by | Butterlands |
| Succeeded by | Peanut |
| Representative from the North | |
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In office July 28, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
Lamport is a Republican doodoo head sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed Butterlands as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action.
He was nominated to run against Senator NotAName in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture and repealed the tip tax. Lamport challenged Governor IndyPrez’s socialist “New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act,” something he called the “property theft bill,” and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator Apex was shot in December, he was elected Acting President pro tempore of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term. As Secretary, he helped draft (and pass) the second balanced federal budget in a row.
After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed (((Politophile))) as President. He lost with only 3% of the vote.