Lamport
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| 4th President of the United States | |
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Assumed office March 3, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Politophile |
| 2nd Secretary of the Treasury | |
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In office November 26, 2018 – March 3, 2019 | |
| President | Politophile |
| Preceded by | ComHack447 |
| Succeeded by | Jeb! |
| Senator from the North | |
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In office October 31, 2018 – March 3, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | NotAName |
| Succeeded by | Justin (DF) |
| 6th Chairman of the Republican Party | |
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In office September 11, 2018 – January 6, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Ronald Reagan II |
| Succeeded by | LOTR |
| 5th Speaker of the House | |
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In office August 31, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
| Preceded by | Butterlands |
| Succeeded by | Peanut |
| Representative from the North | |
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In office July 28, 2018 – October 31, 2018 | |
Lamport is a Republican angel sent by god to bring peace, liberty and free markets to the United States. He is known to wax poetic about his first term fight to broker a cross-party compromise in the House and pass the first balanced federal budget in 17 years: he was elected to succeed Butterlands as Speaker in the next Congress. During his second term, Lamport enacted financial reform, ended the requirement to print money to fund the deficit, passed a constitutional amendment to ban the draft, abolished capital punishment and asserted the right of Congress to authorize military action.
He was nominated to run against Senator NotAName in the following election and won: as Chairman, Lamport led the Republican Party to its first federal majority. In the Senate, he re-enfranchised felons who complete their sentence or parole, banned civil forfeiture, repealed the tip tax, made daylight saving time permanent, recognized territorial self-determination, closed Guantanamo Bay and passed constitutional amendments to guarantee the right to habeas corpus without the possibility of suspension and abolish the last vestige of slavery in the United States. Lamport challenged Governor IndyPrez's socialist New Democratic Business Free Market Stimulus Act, something he called the Theft Act, and won in the Supreme Court: it was deemed unconstitutional. When Senator Apex was shot in December, he was elected Acting President pro tempore of the Senate in his absence and he was elected Minority Leader in the next Congress. Lamport was also nominated and confirmed as Secretary of the Treasury in the first month of his Senatorial term where he helped write and pass the second balanced federal budget in a row.
During his time in the House and Senate, Lamport stopped more than $3.2 trillion in new tax and spending.
After six months in Congress and two months in Cabinet, Lamport sought the Republican nomination to succeed Politophile as President and won, running against Senator NotAName, Senator MichiganLefty and Representative Sparkle in the general election. He won 44.08% of the popular vote and 72.7% of the electoral college: he was inaugurated on March 3, 2019 with Patty as Vice President. Most notably, his Administration abolished the personal income tax, repealed the Patriot Act, denationalized the rail industry, closed the Department of Homeland Security, reinstated federal parole, reduced the number of nuclear weapons by 20% and lowered federal spending by $144 billion or 3.9% a year. And thanks to fortuitous (or perhaps unfortuitous) timing, he nominated the whole Supreme Court during his term.