Valerie
| Valerie | |
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| 4th and 8th Governor of Jefferson | |
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Assumed office October 9, 2019 | |
| Lieutenant Governor | Rincewind |
| Preceded by | Putbye |
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In office December 18, 2018 – February 1, 2018 | |
| Lieutenant Governor | NotAName |
| Preceded by | Peanut |
| Succeeded by | codegreen |
| 20th Speaker of the House | |
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Assumed office November 14, 2019 | |
| Preceded by | Thanos |
| Chief of Staff to the President | |
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In office September 27, 2019 – November 6, 2019 | |
| President | Patty |
| Preceded by | Cabin |
| Succeeded by | Thanos |
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In office March 5, 2019 – July 12, 2019 | |
| President | Lamport |
| Preceded by | Peanut |
| Succeeded by | John Boehner |
Valerie is a Jeffersonian politician and attorney in the United States. A Republican, and later Federalist, she is a strong right libertarian who is skeptical of federal power.
Parliament
Elected to the Parliament of Jefferson in October, 2018, her first legislative achievement was lowering the drinking age from 21 to 18 amid some Progressive opposition. She was re-elected to a second term and further elected Speaker. Soon after, however, Governor Peanut and Lieutenant Governor Cool Dad unexpectedly resigned so, as the next in line, she was called upon to succeed to the Governorship.
First Governorship
Valerie recognized neither she, nor her party, were elected by the people to govern the Commonwealth so she committed to hold office in a non-controversial and generally non-partisan manner. She nominated the leading Progressive in Jefferson, NotAName, to serve as Lieutenant Governor. She did not seek her own mandate in next gubernatorial election and codegreen was elected to the post.
Congress
Elected to the House in October, 2018, Valerie was re-elected to a further 5 terms. Most notably, she passed legislation to establish trade reciprocity, make national parks free of charge for citizens and residents, abolish the Department of Education in favor of block grants to the states and guarantee veterans the right to choose between public benefits, private benefits or regular payments in lieu. She also passed constitutional amendments to ban capital punishment and narrow the power of the executive to wage war without legislative consent: both were ratified. When President MichiganLefty neglected to sponsor a budget, she sponsored her own and pushed the Labor Administration to cut the corporate tax and cut general spending by $32 billion. During a long period in which the Speaker was regularly dismissed in the middle of the session, Valerie was elected to succeed Thanos and re-elected to the chair by the next Congress.
Chief of Staff
Valerie was appointed Chief of Staff to President Lamport and served until the end of his Administration. She took a leading role in making sure his legislative agenda was passed and helped negotiate the landmark nuclear disarmament treaty. President LOTR did not keep her on as Chief of Staff. When he resigned the office amid a primary scandal, however, she was re-appointed by President Patty.
Second Governorship
Critical of Governor Putbye and his Administration taking on hundreds of billions in debt, Valerie challenged his re-election and won, taking office in December, 2019. She immediately began to pay down the debt, implemented a land value tax, abolished the income tax, corporate tax and sales tax, achieving the first single tax in the United States, and established a public dividend, or universal basic income, named the Common Wealth Fund. She also ended the construction of a Trumpian border wall begun by Governor System, bought 60 million acres of land from Washington and put it back in Jeffersonian hands, legalized drug possession and prostitution, banned exploitative prison labor and coverted public buildings to double as homeless shelters at night.
Honors
She was awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom in October, 2019.